Joins That Lie: The Cardinality Problem

A query joins customers to orders to order_items, sums total_cents, and reports $4.2M for the quarter. Finance reports $3.0M from the billing system. The SQL is fine. The 1:N join to order_items duplicated every order total by the average items-per-order, and SUM dutifully added them all up.

Comment Your Schema

A column called `status TINYINT NOT NULL` in a table you've never seen. Is `1` active? Pending? Enabled? Is `0` deleted or just inactive? The column type doesn't tell you. Neither does the column name. The fix is one line of DDL nobody writes.

Foreign Keys Are Not Optional

An `INSERT INTO order_items (order_id) VALUES (9999)` against an order_id that doesn't exist. With a foreign key the database rejects the row. Without one, the row lands and the corruption surfaces months later when finance can't reconcile a report or backups have already rotated past the window.